Ted:
Like it or not, patents ARE property. You can buy and sell them just like a piece of real estate or equipment.
Abraham Lincoln once said: “The patent system added the fuel of interest to the fire of genius.”
Lincoln was right. Our patent system whereby inventors are encouraged to show HOW they did it in exchange for a piece of property granted by the government giving them the right to exclude others from making, using or selling an invention (not an idea) for a limited time is HOW this country became the technological powerhouse it did. Without a patent system such knowledge is kept as trade secrets and industry doesn’t benefit. Like it or not, the patent system “open sourced” knowledge.
While your use of such knowledge is limited to non-infringing uses, it is information you would have not had should the inventor chosen to keep it as a trade secret.
To get a patent, the invention is supposed to be novel and non-obvious. If such inventions are so “obvious” then they won’t stand up in court and that will be that. If you think they are obvious…prove it. Put up or shut up. Anyone who gets sued for infringement is desperately looking for prior art. Help them out.
If you want to be productive in fixing this “beaurcratic fiat”…figure out how to help the Patent Office understand the prior art that is out there that makes such inventions so “obvious.”
Otherwise you’re all talk. blah blah blah

Patents are not a piece of property.
Patents are a government granted monopoly over ideas.
As long as folks like Gulbrandsen and youself can’t see the distinction, you’ll keep scratching your heads over this issue. “The People” are a bit fed up with these monopolies being handed out by beauracratic fiat, and we’re a bit fed up with the arbitrary nature of the process, and we’re a bit fed up with how much power is weilded by holders of dubious patent monopolies covering obvious ideas.
“Patent Troll” is a tame term. If you don’t like it, I’m sure we can come up with something more, er, descriptive.